Commuter Blues Chaser Gifts

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Man whistles while driving his car.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"...I said 'show me your PASS!'"

'Trainspotters'

"The whole country seems to have gone rugby mad."

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

Pope Francis on public transport.

Lottery winner - 'Can I have it in pound coins, please? I need change for the bus!'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'