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'This guy seems to be really upset because he recognized his new neighbour.'

"Well the GOOD news is that the Government is at last acknowledging our broad and comprehensive knowledge about our communities ad that we can offer MORE than simple health services. . ."

"Good boy."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Thank you

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"With great power comes great reward."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Crossing USA Mexico Border

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'