Community Strategist Mugs

'This guy seems to be really upset because he recognized his new neighbour.'

"Well the GOOD news is that the Government is at last acknowledging our broad and comprehensive knowledge about our communities ad that we can offer MORE than simple health services. . ."

"Good boy."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

See you at the farmers market!

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Sign Reform

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"With great power comes great reward."

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

Thank you

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border