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'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Dorothy and Toto

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Don Quixote

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Where the Wild Things Summer

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Reality Wagon Train

'They were in a group, so I bagged them all.'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

An owl searches for a pussycat.

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

Scene from The Emperor's New Clothes. Little boy says: 'But he's not even wearing any designer labels.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'TV on the blink?'

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the White Queen

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"Ugh, RMSNP, Dad. Read Me Some Narnia Please."