Community Service Professional Gifts

Social Worker

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Litter Pick

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Human Rights for All

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

social services cuts

'How would you like your toast?'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

New Marvel Heroes

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Policeman talking to lost child