Community Service Professional T-Shirts

Social Worker

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Handle With Care

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Litter Pick

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'How would you like your toast?'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

social services cuts

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Human Rights for All

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

New Marvel Heroes

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.