Community Service Champions Gifts

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

America, are we learning anything?

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Pearly King and Queen

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Litter Pick

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

social services cuts

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Human Rights for All

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

New Marvel Heroes

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"