Community Meeting T-Shirts

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Social distancing

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Love linked

AA Meeting Here Today

See you at the farmers market!

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Church Basement Foodie

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Things I love about Powell River...

Noise Pollution

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tipping Pain Chart

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Human Rights for All

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Midwest Winter Items.

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Maypole

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"