Community Engager T-Shirts

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are!'

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Consultation on family code in Cuba

"I guess I missed more Sundays than I thought."

Lost Pets

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Arizona In Black

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Unanimous voting.

Elections

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Honest Voting Stickers

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

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"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."