Citizen Engager T-Shirts

'As responsible city council members, we must always promote open dialogue and transparency.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Unanimous voting.

The Russian Election.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Elections

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

US election postal vote controversy

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Honest Voting Stickers

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

You Want A Better World?

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Corrupt politicians,

Our Rights

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?