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"Isn't that the real genius of democracy?...The VOTERS are ultimately to blame."

'...and I think the public is ready for a candidate with the courage to admit he doesn't understand the issues!'

Self Serve Road Repair.

The only poll that counts...

Referendum on Constitution in Cuba

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Vote

Crossing out typical voter apathy and excuses

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

Money & votes

'Ok, Mr. Eagle, let's face this voter apathy issue head on. . . all kidding aside. . . what can we do to get back the voters?'

'You're darn right campaign promises count!'

CONGRESS, 'Oh, he doesn't just sell votes -- he also sells OPTIONS on votes.'

'I'm also having trouble believing my campaign promises.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Unanimous voting.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Elections

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Honest Voting Stickers

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"