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Voter Suppression Efforts: 'This voting booth is filthy!! If someone doesn't clean this up, I will!!'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

An informed voter is a good voter

Elections

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Unanimous voting.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Honest Voting Stickers

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

House vs. Senate

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Corrupt politicians,

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

You Want A Better World?

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Our Rights

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Voter impatience.