Community Connoisseur Pillows

"O.K. So when we have a party, we won't ask them."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

The Kali De Milo.

The Family Joules: Part 3

Inaction Figure

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Chinese History: Redwash

Litteratti K9s.