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"O.K. So when we have a party, we won't ask them."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Malcolm Sargent

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The Kali De Milo.

Inaction Figure

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'The first cocktail.'

Pisa Hut.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Litteratti K9s.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Chinese History: Redwash