Community Chatter Pillows

'I welcome newcomers - They bring a breath of fresh gossip into the community.'

'I wouldn't trust Sheila with a secret - She'd forget to pass it on!'

Notice Board - Locally Sourced Gossip

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Marshmallows

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Tipping Pain Chart

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Dog got your clog?'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'