Community Chatter Pillows

'I welcome newcomers - They bring a breath of fresh gossip into the community.'

'I wouldn't trust Sheila with a secret - She'd forget to pass it on!'

Notice Board - Locally Sourced Gossip

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

Marshmallows

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Noise Pollution

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Dog got your clog?'

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'