Community Celebrations Pillows

"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Elfie Stick

Bubbly

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Cardiac Recovery.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dancing Doctor

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

AA Meeting Here Today

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

See you at the farmers market!

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."