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"I'm faxing you something. What's your new area code?"

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Ruddy bloggers!

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."