Communication Quirk Detective Pillows

'Alice, are you trying to tell me something?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

"U R like so ded!"

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

'She lithpth!'

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'