Communication Quirk Detective Mugs

'Alice, are you trying to tell me something?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

~ S.O.S.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

"U R like so ded!"

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

'She lithpth!'

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Try to smile a bit louder."

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."