Communication Conundrums T-Shirts

'I did not receive your letter, and besides I didn't like the things you said in it.'

Tongue Tied.

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Communication Breakdowns

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"How should I know what I'm thinking? I'm not a mind reader."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"The company's information flow is really simple: the boss doesn't tell the department managers anything, they don't talk to the team managers, who withhold everything from the workers."

'I've met someone else unwilling to share his feelings with me.'

"I say 'tomarto', he says 'tomayto', I say 'portarto', he says 'potayto'. Why else do you think we're here?"

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

Woman holding two phones together.

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"I don't respond to threats. Or e-mails, by the way"

Cow wants to quit, but can't say anything helpful when he needs to.

'It's your wife - firing off another text message!'

Old People Whisperer

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

Smart phone Problems

"Hi! I'm on the trina."

'Remember when we had to go into a sound-proof telephone box to make a public phone call?'

'Could you... maybe just write me a little note about it?'

Hotline.

"Stop or I'll cancel!"

A voicemail would have worked better than a text. No, Ernie, I meant we're going "bass" fishing.