Communication Advocates Pillows

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Campaign for Plain English

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Changing Minds

Ruddy bloggers!

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Twitter censorship

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

Freedom Book.

Like.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

Corporate person hood!

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

'Hold on, he's back again.'

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"... Sorry. What was that about people not listening to you?"

"I'm in a meeting, can I call you back?"

He'll have to go!

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

Freedom of Expression