Communication Advocates Pillows

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Campaign for Plain English

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Changing Minds

Ruddy bloggers!

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Twitter censorship

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Freedom Book.

Like.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Corporate person hood!

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."

'Hold on, he's back again.'

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"... Sorry. What was that about people not listening to you?"

"I'm in a meeting, can I call you back?"

Fun at the Office #563: THE DAY THE TELEPHONES EXPLODED

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.