Communication Clarity Advocate Pillows

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Meet the Enemy

Couples' therapy

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Twitter censorship

WHO checklist

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Like.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Freedom Book.

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Wholesale market in Cuba

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'