Commonwealth Day Pillows

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Football Fans

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Wildlife

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Build a Raft

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

SALE

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bike Rides

"Where the wild things were."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass