Commonwealth Day Mugs

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Football Fans

Wildlife

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

SALE

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Build a Raft

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bike Rides

"Where the wild things were."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.