Diversity Day Mugs

"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."

I'm looking stuff up for diversity day. Anything good? Yeah. Americans are deeply into exploring racial understanding. How do we do that? According to my Google search, it's clearly

I don't get Diversity Day. Me either. West Fester Junior High. Everyone already obsesses over our differences. We're all equal, right? That's what they say. So why not celebrate sameness day? Where would all the diversity trainers find work?

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Government a la Carte

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Prejudice/Empathy

All Hail the Matriarchy

Glass Ceiling

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Statue of Female Executive

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Welcome."