Committing To A Diet Pillows

'This is not an obscene call - I'm huffing and puffing because I'm out of breath!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Garlic Free Zone.

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'This scale is gaining weight!'

Attack of the 'health' foods

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.