Commitment To Sobriety Pillows

"I have committed to a dry January. Your father is pencilling in a dry January the 23rd."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The Female Brain and The Other One

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Marriage Exit Strategy