Commitment To Sobriety Pillows

"I have committed to a dry January. Your father is pencilling in a dry January the 23rd."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Unconditional Loveseat

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

Marriage Exit Strategy

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger