Commitment Shy Pillows

'It can't last.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Hello, Susie, it's R

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Dating Death

"And you're telling me this because?"

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"I need a man who will commit."

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'