Commitment Gurus Mugs

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Monogamy

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."