Commitment Escapee Prints

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'..to be your lawfully wedded husband? If so, signify by saying one of the following...'I definitely do', 'I might', 'I don't', or 'I definitely don't'.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Woman works late.

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"I do if she does."

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'