Commercial Production Prints

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

New music conference

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Your ad here!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Larry David

Stage producer.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Renaissance Zone

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'