Commanding Presence Admirer Gifts

Guess who's going to be a sergeant major when he grows up?

Robert Fripp

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Peter Lorre caricature

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Abraham Lincoln

Barack Obama

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

The Codfather.

Winston Churchill.

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Martin Clunes

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

Yellow Fairy

President Barack Obama

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

Fire brigade, hurry, a man's trying to get into my room. You need the police. No, he's on the ground floor and he needs a ladder to get up to my room.

Hillary Clinton Captain of the Ship

'I want everything, bring me everything we have on that.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

"I only eat food that looks expensive."

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

You can't just secretly monitor the conversation of every cafe patron. Of course I can. I'm the cafe's proprietor. I run the joint. I'm in charge. I'm a strong leader. I make touch decisions. I protect moms and children. I find and destroy evil. You use short, declarative sentences. I win.

Paul Scofield.

'King Arthur had his round table...the president has his oval office.'