Comical Art Enthusiast T-Shirts

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Artist in formaldehyde

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Leonardo's talking picture sensation

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

1472 - Leonardo da Vinci never allowed anyone to watch him work.

'You really do need new glasses!'

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

In the off season I do temp work.

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

"Wait for it ..."

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

Picasso plastic surgery.

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

The Mormons

"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'