Comical Art Enthusiast Gifts

This painting stinks. I think it's time my "snout period" came to an end. !

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Artist in formaldehyde

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Milla Jovovich

Leonardo's talking picture sensation

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

1472 - Leonardo da Vinci never allowed anyone to watch him work.

Einstein Simplified.

'You really do need new glasses!'

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"Ok, Mr. Snow, let me explain the procedure."

In the off season I do temp work.

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'Sorry, Oog, but you're out of compliance with the evolution protocols.'

'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'

The Mormons

"I think it's called Alcopop Art."

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Picasso plastic surgery.

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

"Wait for it ..."

"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."