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"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

They're Not Just That Into It

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'No ice.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Support group for sheep.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

Iliadette.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

The prying mantis,

"Bless You."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'