Comic Strip Humor Lover Gifts

'I said I didn't want to see you anymore. Gawd, you're as bad as the others.'

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

They're Not Just That Into It

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Fish hunting for men.

Window Treatment