Comic Strip Connoisseurs Gifts

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

They're Not Just That Into It

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

The Family Joules: Part 16

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Bless You."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

The prying mantis,

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

The Family Joules: Part 21

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'