Comic Sans Critic Pillows

"First, your tattoo is misspelled and second, everyone hates Comic Sans."

"Comic sans? I wouldn't rescue us."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"You've changed."

"The hyenas started it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Nerd tryouts.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

The Family Joules: Part 22

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Jim Carrey,

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Extra Long-jump

John Cleese.

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."