One of the many benefits of getting older and farting a lot. You always get to sit alone in the bus.
Comic Relief Passenger T-Shirts
Celebrate your funny side with these witty t-shirts for the comic relief passenger. Comfortable, fun, and full of personality—perfect for making any trip more amusing.
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
Overjumpers
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
"Touché"
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
The First Printed Bible
"That's where the pain gets me, doc."
"Trust me. Don't do it."
"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"
"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."
"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"
A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.
'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'
"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."
When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.
"What kind of sinker are you using?!"
Dog Birthdays
Break Glass in Case of Stress
Tourist in the desert
"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
When clowns run out ammunition.
"I've changed my mind"
Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'
"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."
'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'
Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.
"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."
Bureau of Missing Door Knobs
"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."
'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'
"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."
'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'
Comic Relief Passenger T-Shirts Collection
Comic Relief Passenger Mugs
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Comic Relief Passenger Pillows
Find hilarious pillows that add comfort and comedy to any travel space. Great for those who love to relax with a laugh.
Comic Relief Passenger Prints
Browse our amusing prints collection to add some comic charm to any travel or home decor, celebrating the joy of humor everywhere.