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'You say he needs 'ventilatory support' - are we talking boxers or Y-fronts?'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

The First Printed Bible

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

How's my driving?

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"You're not a failure - a lot of men come in to difficulty with their girlfirends bra clasps."

'We have an objection from Mrs. Weber...'

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

To Err Is Human: To Forgive is Against Company Policy.

'...Sure, I can tell you how to prevent getting old...You can lie about your age...You can smoke...And you can drive drunk...'

'Now what?'

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

Ace Toys Ltd

Maternity doctor with a plunger

Minor Surgery

'Then in the fourth grade...'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'