'What can we buy the boss for her birthday, lipstick?'
Comic Relief Strategist T-Shirts
Show off their witty side with our fun t-shirts for comic relief strategists. Featuring clever cartoon designs, these shirts celebrate their talent for humor and creative thinking—ideal for casual outings or relaxed workdays.
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
Squirrel Chasing a Dog
Overjumpers
Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."
'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'
"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."
'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'
"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."
10K Run: Smoker's Lane.
The Alpha Seltzer
'You're not supposed to catch them!'
Super Heroes.
'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'
'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'
"Did you check the SPF, dear?"
"Eat me"
"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"
'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'
No littering...
My God, I need to fart.
"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."
"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'
"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."
"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"
'I hate Mondays.'
'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'
“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”
"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."
Comic Relief Strategist T-Shirts Collection
Comic Relief Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for comic relief strategists to start mornings with humor and inspiration—perfect for brightening any coffee break.
Comic Relief Strategist Pillows
Bring fun and comfort together with pillows featuring clever cartoons—perfect for the playful, humorous personality of a comic relief strategist.
Comic Relief Strategist Prints
Decorate your space with artful prints that celebrate humor and creativity—perfect for the comic relief strategist’s workspace or home.