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Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

Fat fairy

Policeman

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Ralph Rackstraw and Josephine HMS Pinafore

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Angry Doctor Bartolo

Nanki Poo

Don Pasquale

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Senta jumps into the sea

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Atomic Bear: Part 14