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Robin Oakapple

Tit Willow

Koko

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

University Soapflakes

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."