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Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Dick Deadeye HMS Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

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Wotan with eye patch

Falstaff

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Hamlet

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Cheating Death.