Comic Dental Patient T-Shirts

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"