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"Too Marvel?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Man...You age great!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

The Sculptor

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

Honey, Can You Buy Me Some Sanitary Towels?

Loser's Podium.

'It's not that I don't appreciate the work you do for us, it's just that nobody does.'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"Well, this is pretty embarrassing."

How to injury yourself as an adult

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"He came highly recommended – then again, it was a jury recommendation."

Excess Baggage: If calories consumed on vacation don't count, then little creatures must sneak into your room at night to shrink your clothes.

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

"Stupid h*." "Dumb b***h."

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"Do you ever worry about the growing gap between the sane and you?"