Comic Book Nostalgia Enthusiasts Gifts

Batman (Adam West)

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Now do you believe me?"

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

'Has it occurred to you you might be suffering from negative self image?'

The Pay Phone

"I'm a hunter." "I'm a gatherer."

Fat footman has been told he will be dismissed if he doeas not lose weight

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

An alcoholic returning to his old ways

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'

1876 Election: Tilden-Hendricks Democratic Nomination Contradicts itself on Fiscal Policy

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

The Walking Fred

'He looked so peaceful without his cell phone.'