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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Clown on bike.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The hyenas started it."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"You've changed."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Atomic Bear: Part 21