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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Clown on bike.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"You've changed."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Rap music

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."