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Ships about to hit the fan....

'It's hard to get good people, and even harder to keep them.'

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

WPC requests back-up - "OK, you're doign a great job, deep down you're a lovely person and your hair is looking really nice."

Bird landing on detonator.

A more effective warning sign."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

Atlas was in deep trouble.

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"Community service? You mean around regular people?"

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Three prisioners in bunk reading 'Hello'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

Cat reads the paper while on the 'toilet'.

Most piglets are suckling, while one has walked away with coin from mother's back.

Overkill

Acme quick sand

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

'How much food are we talking about?'

Devils Heads As Trophies

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'Though only considered a mere maggot in his youth, Derek rose to greatness becoming King Turdhopper,the most beloved king of 'Turd Mountain.'

Downer Cow/Upper Cow; Color

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

Tooth Fairy / Wisdom Tooth Fairy

Lost My Head...

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Swag."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

Sneeze