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'I'm suggesting rhinoplasty to alleviate your condition.'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Look! No hands!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

My God, I need to fart.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Swiss army knife

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Emergency Phone.

'Are we there yet?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Telekinetics on strike...

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'