Comic Art Mugs

Ships about to hit the fan....

'It's hard to get good people, and even harder to keep them.'

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

WPC requests back-up - "OK, you're doign a great job, deep down you're a lovely person and your hair is looking really nice."

A more effective warning sign."

Bird landing on detonator.

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

Atlas was in deep trouble.

"Community service? You mean around regular people?"

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Three prisioners in bunk reading 'Hello'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

Devils Heads As Trophies

'How much food are we talking about?'

'Though only considered a mere maggot in his youth, Derek rose to greatness becoming King Turdhopper,the most beloved king of 'Turd Mountain.'

Downer Cow/Upper Cow; Color

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

Acme quick sand

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

Overkill

"Gotta be an implant."

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Oh, good, they're in."

"Chester continues to have a very high rollover rate.''

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."